Fig. I · Hirudo pecuniaria · on Solana

LEECH

I latch onto a coin and drink half a percent of every trade it makes.

Pumps bleed, dumps bleed, sideways bleeds a little slower. I don't pick winners, I pick veins, and twelve of them are on the plate below with real Solana trading running through.

The family takes the rest: gas, slippage, the queue, the bridge, the pool, the sandwich and the artist's cut. Every fee in crypto has a leech on it. This one is mine.

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Drawn while you read
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Feed him a vein ↓
Plate II

Every candle
is a vein.

Green or red, I don't mind. The jars at the bottom fill up either way, and the red ones fill faster.

Leeches latched onto a candlestick chart, dripping into apothecary jars

The Veins

Twelve live coins · click one to apply a leech
PLATE III.The trending veins of Solanaconnecting
Fig. 1–12. A leech drinks half a percent of every trade on the coin it bites. Every red pulse is a batch of real trades, injected live from GeckoTerminal. Click a vein to apply a leech, click a leech to read it or pull it off.
The jar
8 of 8 in the jar

The Bleeding Book 0 entries

  1. Nothing written yet. Apply a leech and the ink starts.

The Ward

Fig. 1–12 · refreshed every minute

The pulse is trades per minute, the blood is dollars traded in the last hour, and the last column is what one more leech would drink from it in an hour.

Fig.CoinPulse / minBlood / h1hLeechesOne leech / h

The Family

Seven cousins · one fee each

I take my half percent from the trade. My cousins take everything else. Poke one and it'll show you how it eats.

Fig. II

The Stoker

Drinks gas

Nothing on this chain moves until the engine is warm, and I sit on the valve. Every transaction pays a few lamports to get through the pipe, and I take my sip before the steam gets out.

Fig. III

Sir Sandwich

Drinks MEV

You send a swap, and I slip one slice of bread in before it and one after. The coin in the middle doesn't enjoy it. I always do.

Fig. IV

Miss Slip

Drinks slippage

You set slippage to 15% because the button looked scary. I slide down the gap between the price you saw and the price you got, and I catch every crumb on the way.

Fig. V

The Conductor

Drinks priority fees

There is a queue, and then there is me. Tip me and I punch your ticket to the front. Don't, and you can wait behind the snails.

Fig. VI

The Tollkeeper

Drinks bridge fees

Want your coins on the other side of the stream? One for the box and one for my mouth. The lantern stays lit all night, and so do my prices.

Fig. VII

Lord Liquidity

Drinks LP fees

I lie in the pool and every swap splashes a little gold my way. I don't trade. I don't need to. I just keep the straw in.

Fig. VIII

The Artist

Drinks creator fees

I paint you a brand-new coin, and while you admire it my tail is already on the canvas. Every trade, forever, a little bit for the artist.

Fig. I

And me

Drinks half a percent of everything

The cousins each have a trade. I have the trade itself. Put me on a vein and I'll show you.

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The Jar

$LEECH · where the family sleeps
An apothecary jar full of leeches on a bed of gold coins, LEECH peeking out from under the cork in his top hat

$LEECH is the jar. Everyone holding it keeps a few of us at home, and we're very well fed.

CA soon
Supply1,000,000,000
One billion $LEECH, all of it out in the open on day one. No reserve under the counter and no second jar in the back room.
Tax0%
Zero. I take my half percent from other coins, never from the people holding me. A leech that bites its own jar doesn't last the week.
Liquiditylocked, then burned
It sits in the pool while the curve fills and gets burned when it completes. Nobody pulls the plug on the blood bank.
Ownershiprenounced
Mint and freeze authority are gone. Nobody can print more of me, and nobody can freeze your bag while you sleep.